Gaining weight to fuel my car?

Yeah, this might be the declaration of some in the future if the following article catches on:

Fill ‘Er Up With Human Fat

Basically, as the subtitle states “How a Beverly Hills doctor powered his SUV using his patients’ spare tires (through liposuction)”. Imagine putting on the fat, only to get it removed, processed and poured into your gas tank. I’m sure it won’t be long until they’re capturing the methane output of the human body for heating our homes. The list can just continue on. Ugh.